Apocalyptic Reality: Apple WWDC 2023, The Death of Wallets & Free Time Here we go again, folks. The Worldwide Devastation of Cash Conference (you may know it as the Worldwide Developers Conference) is upon us and our wallets are quaking in their leather folds. Get ready to mortgage your house, sell your car, or trade …
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The Needle and the Damage Done: A Theranos Tale Once upon a time, there was a young maiden named Elizabeth Holmes who dreamed of changing the world. Instead, she just ended up changing her address to a minimum-security federal prison camp in Bryan, Texas. But don’t let the fairytale introduction fool you; the story of …
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Unmasking the Debt Ceiling Masquerade In the black comedy that is American politics, our beloved White House is trying to sell Democrats on a new debt ceiling 2023 agreement with the comedy genius himself, Speaker Kevin McCarthy. It’s like watching a used car salesman pitch a rundown, smoke-spewing clunker as a “classic vintage ride.” “But …
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Apple’s Plan for Your Laziness – iOS 17 features Dawn or Dusk? Hello, folks! We’ve got some juicy tidbits about Apple’s latest experiment in technology. This is something that we’ve lovingly named “iDawn” (and by ‘we,’ I mean me, sitting in my mom’s basement with a half-eaten sandwich). Ready for the IOS 17 features? Let’s …
What is Cava: The Broke-but-Beautiful Prince of Fast-Casual Dining What is Cava? Once upon a time, there was a Mediterranean restaurant chain named Cava in the bustling kingdom of fast-casual dining. For those not in the know, Cava isn’t just a delightfully bubbly Spanish wine but also a place that offers you build-your-own Mediterranean meals, …
Netflix’s “Sharing Isn’t Caring” Policy Ladies and Gentlemen, gather around for the end of an era! Netflix, your favorite freeloader’s paradise, is slamming the door shut on the one good thing left in this world: borrowing a Netflix password from a friend, neighbor, or that one forgetful ex. They’re ringing the death knell for the …
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Ron DeSantis Declares War Against Wokeness and High School Debate Club Rivals Floridians will be losing their sleep as their Governor Ron DeSantis prepares to enter the 2024 presidential race and takes on a nation plagued by “wokeness”. While some people wake up to a cup of coffee, DeSantis wakes up to a fight against …
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Plugging in the Whale: The Cadillac Escalade IQ In a move that surprises no one, General Motors building its own all-electric version of the Cadillac Escalade. Yes, ladies and gents, the vehicle the size of a blue whale and with the aerodynamics of a brick is getting an electric makeover. They’re calling it the Escalade …
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Questing for Reality in a Virtual Economy Just when you thought the world was starting to make sense, we’re back at it again. This year, the race for Virtual Reality supremacy has taken some interesting turns. Picture the tech giant equivalent of a schoolyard tussle, with Meta quest 3, Sony, HTC, and the mighty Apple …
Sallie Mae and the Supreme Court Showdown: The Student Loans Forgiveness Edition Oh, hello there! As we wallow in the post-COVID world, full of cautious optimism and unprecedented hand sanitizer, one thing remains consistent: the student loans forgiveness saga. Buckle up folks, because we’re about to enter the thrilling arena of the Supreme Court where …
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