Theranos Founder Elizabeth Holmes 2.0: Blood, Sweat, and Tears Well, well, well, dear readers, if it isn’t our favorite real-life Silicon Valley telenovela continuing to unfold. The saga of the notorious Theranos founder Elizabeth Holmes. The poster child for ‘fake it till you make it…or get caught,’ is the gift that keeps on giving. according …
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AI Goes Rogue: Caryn Marjorie’s Digital Doppelgänger It’s 2023 and the world has taken another giant leap into the uncanny valley. Who needs real girlfriends when you can have a “virtual” one? Enter CarynAI, the ai girlfriend, a digital clone of Caryn Marjorie, the Snapchat influencer with 1.8 million subscribers. With a few thousand hours …
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IOS 16.5: The Dark Side of the Apple Well, well, well… it appears Apple has decided to surprise us all by adding a couple of new tricks to its iOS 16.5 update. And by “tricks,” I mean, they’re pulling a rabbit out of a hat and hoping we don’t notice it’s actually just a stuffed …
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Elon Musk’s New Twitter CEO: The Blue Bird Gets an Ad Makeover, but No, It’s Not Losing Its Quirkiness Brace yourselves, Tweeple, because it seems our favorite blue bird’s nest is undergoing a major renovation. Our very own real-life Tony Stark, Elon Musk, has found a new co-pilot for his Twitter spaceship. And no, it’s …
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Why A Slowing Biden Inflation Rate Is Like a Cheaper Avocado Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the thrilling, heart-stopping, roller-coaster ride that is the U.S. economy! Let’s dive into the murky depths of the latest Biden inflation report, delivered to us by our friendly neighborhood Labor Department. Firstly, let’s talk about the “exciting” news: the …
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Donald Trump Republican Guilty: Jury Orders $5 Million Payment to E. Jean Carroll In a stunning development that has left everyone, especially comedians, grasping for material. A federal jury found that former President Donald Trump republican sexually abused and defamed writer E. Jean Carroll in the 1990s. While this is a landmark case for holding …
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What is hybrid remote work? How to Work in Pajamas and Still Miss That Promotion Just when you thought the world was embracing gender equality, the pandemic comes along and slaps us in the face with a reality check. Women are getting a taste of the 1980s all over again. But this time with Zoom …
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Bank Shares Plunge: Investors Laughing All the Way to the Bankrupt Bank As the spiraling crisis for smaller lenders reaches new depths, investors are rolling on the floor laughing as they bet against the banks’ viability, like PacWest stock price, which plummets. In what can only be described as a twisted game of “Whack-a-Mole, Investors …
Investors, Beware the Banking Apocalypse: Regional Banks Unmask Their True Horror As the ghouls of Wall Street rise from their graves, investors are left to tremble in fear over the latest blood-curdling reports surrounding regional banks. Western Alliance Bank, a once-trusted name in the banking world, was recently accused of exploring a sale or searching …
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Inflation, the only party guest that won’t leave, is the latest target of the Federal rate hikes. The Federal rate hikes the short-term borrowing rate by 0.25% on Wednesday, dealing a blow to an already struggling economy. This sends a shockwave among unemployed comedians. Known for its love of parties, the central bank seemed particularly …
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