Who is Ariana Grade Married To? Luxury Real Estate of Heartbreak
Who is Ariana Grande married to? In case you missed it, the universe has played another cruel trick on Ariana Grande. The pop star with a romantic history more complex than the plot of “Inception.” This time, it’s with her now ex-husband, Dalton Gomez, the hunky real estate agent who made his fortune selling multi-million-dollar homes to people who use gold leaf toilet paper.
First off, in a plot twist worthy of a Hollywood screenplay, the happy couple has officially parted ways after just over two years of marital bliss (Or was it?). The news broke when eagle-eyed fans noticed that Ariana’s wedding ring had gone AWOL during the Wimbledon finals. Let’s just say, if her ring was a property listed by Gomez, it’d be a case of “home, sweet missing home.”
After playing a game of real-life Cluedo, TMZ was the first to reveal that the pair had split. And guess what? Their marriage had apparently been on the rocks since January. That’s right folks, we’ve been fooled by love’s greatest impostor: Instagram. Remember the sweet anniversary post Ariana made two months ago? The unseen wedding photo she shared with a heartfelt caption. Well, the love detectives suggest that maybe things weren’t as rosy as they seemed. Don’t believe everything you see on Instagram, folks!
Love and Luxury: Dalton Gomez, the Man Who Stole Ariana Grande’s Heart
So, who was this mystery man who had stolen our pop princess’s heart (and then returned it)? Dalton Gomez, a luxury real estate agent. His job was to sell houses with more bathrooms than a small-town hotel. Gomez himself had managed to avoid the spotlight, which is like trying to hide an elephant in a phone booth when you’re married to Ariana Grande.
Ironically, while Dalton spent his career putting luxury homes on the market, he couldn’t manage to keep his home with Ariana off the market of heartbreak. And in another ironic twist, Ariana, famous for her song “7 Rings,” was spotted without the one ring that mattered most at Wimbledon. Too bad Dalton couldn’t broker a deal to keep that one on her finger!
So, what’s next for Ariana? Maybe another hit single, something along the lines of “Thank U, Next House?” Or perhaps she’s had enough of real estate agents and will be looking to date a less property-obsessed beau. Who knows? But for now, let’s just hope she changes her Wi-Fi password before Dalton tries to upload another listing. At this point, people should just start dating AI. I’m sure they’ll make life way easier.
P.S.: Dalton, if you’re reading this, I have a studio apartment that I’m looking to sell. I’d love some of that luxury real estate magic you’ve been working on, minus the heartbreak part, please!
