Mike Pence: From BFFs with Trump to Election 2024 Rival — It’s Complicated Will Mike Pence run in 2024? Oh, what a time to be alive in the political Thunderdome that is America. We’ve got Trump, DeSantis, and now – drumroll, please – Mike Pence throwing his hat into the ring for the 2024 Presidential …
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Unveiling the Powerhouse: The Meta Quest 3 Do you remember that Meta Quest 2 headset collecting dust in your closet? You know that relic from nearly three years ago that cost you a small fortune? Well, brace yourself, because we’re taking you on a wild ride through Meta’s latest attempt to separate you from your …
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When C3.ai Says ‘Hold My Beer’ to Wall Street’s Expectations Let’s take a quick stroll through the bittersweet boulevard of Wall Street. Where you’ll find that forecasts are about as reliable as the British weather, and sometimes, you just have to appreciate the twisted humor in how things unfold. And today, we’re turning our eyes …
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Apocalyptic Reality: Apple WWDC 2023, The Death of Wallets & Free Time Here we go again, folks. The Worldwide Devastation of Cash Conference (you may know it as the Worldwide Developers Conference) is upon us and our wallets are quaking in their leather folds. Get ready to mortgage your house, sell your car, or trade …
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The Needle and the Damage Done: A Theranos Tale Once upon a time, there was a young maiden named Elizabeth Holmes who dreamed of changing the world. Instead, she just ended up changing her address to a minimum-security federal prison camp in Bryan, Texas. But don’t let the fairytale introduction fool you; the story of …
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Unmasking the Debt Ceiling Masquerade In the black comedy that is American politics, our beloved White House is trying to sell Democrats on a new debt ceiling 2023 agreement with the comedy genius himself, Speaker Kevin McCarthy. It’s like watching a used car salesman pitch a rundown, smoke-spewing clunker as a “classic vintage ride.” “But …
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Apple’s Plan for Your Laziness – iOS 17 features Dawn or Dusk? Hello, folks! We’ve got some juicy tidbits about Apple’s latest experiment in technology. This is something that we’ve lovingly named “iDawn” (and by ‘we,’ I mean me, sitting in my mom’s basement with a half-eaten sandwich). Ready for the IOS 17 features? Let’s …
What is Cava: The Broke-but-Beautiful Prince of Fast-Casual Dining What is Cava? Once upon a time, there was a Mediterranean restaurant chain named Cava in the bustling kingdom of fast-casual dining. For those not in the know, Cava isn’t just a delightfully bubbly Spanish wine but also a place that offers you build-your-own Mediterranean meals, …
Netflix’s “Sharing Isn’t Caring” Policy Ladies and Gentlemen, gather around for the end of an era! Netflix, your favorite freeloader’s paradise, is slamming the door shut on the one good thing left in this world: borrowing a Netflix password from a friend, neighbor, or that one forgetful ex. They’re ringing the death knell for the …
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Ron DeSantis Declares War Against Wokeness and High School Debate Club Rivals Floridians will be losing their sleep as their Governor Ron DeSantis prepares to enter the 2024 presidential race and takes on a nation plagued by “wokeness”. While some people wake up to a cup of coffee, DeSantis wakes up to a fight against …
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