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What do you want?
“Welcome to our Contact Us page. If you’re looking to file a complaint, we’re sorry to hear that things didn’t work out for you. But don’t worry, your misery is our pleasure. Please leave a detailed message of your disappointment and we’ll make sure to ignore it in a timely manner. If you’re looking to compliment us, well, we’re not really interested. But feel free to send us an email anyway, we’ll probably just delete it. Thank you for choosing us, we’re looking forward to not hearing from you.”
Customer Service
Advertising & Sponsorships
“Are you tired of feeling alive and well? Want to add a touch of chaos and destruction to your brand? Look no further! By sponsoring us, not only will you align your brand with the ultimate expression of despair and hopelessness, but you’ll also be supporting our mission to spread misery and misfortune to the masses. so why way? reach out to us at ‘coming soon.’
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