Will Joe Biden run in 2024? Biden-Harris Duo to Return
Will Joe Biden run in 2024? In a move that has surprised absolutely no one, President Joe “Sleepy” Biden and Vice President Kamala “I Can’t Stop Laughing” Harris has decided that America hasn’t had enough of their shenanigans and announced their re-election campaign for 2024. Because why not? Americans love a good sequel, even if it’s worse than the original.
We’re reminded of our childhood days when democracy was a circus when the campaign video, aptly titled “Freedom,” opens with a scene from the Jan. 6 Capitol protest. In his signature raspy voice, Biden speaks about the importance of personal freedom. A sentiment that has been as consistent as his hairline throughout his political career.
Biden-Harris’s Dire Approval Ratings: Is There Hope for Unity?
The dynamic duo’s announcement comes at a time when their approval ratings are so low, even the Titanic is looking up at them. And with numbers in the low 40s, it’s safe to say that their next campaign slogan might be “We’ll Make America Grumble Again.”
Vice President Harris, in a statement that highlights the depth of her commitment to unity, promptly attacked the Republicans as “extremists” who want to take the country “backward.” It’s almost as if she forgets that the Democrats are the ones currently in power, steering the ship of state towards the iceberg of high inflation, endless COVID-19, and international turmoil.
Biden’s First Term: Challenges at Home and Abroad
Speaking of international turmoil, Biden’s first term saw North Korea launching missiles, Russia invading Ukraine, and China flexing its muscles. It’s almost like they saw the old man napping at the helm and thought, “Why not? Let’s have some fun while Grandpa’s asleep.
But hey, let’s not forget the home front. The administration has struggled with increasing crime rates, record-breaking immigration numbers, and a fentanyl crisis that makes the opioid epidemic look like a harmless party. The cherry on top? Biden’s own family drama, with Hunter’s business dealings casting a shadow on the administration like a bad reality TV show.
Will joe Biden run in 2024? Biden – Harris Circus
The 2024 race will be a fascinating spectacle, with a cast of characters that would make the Avengers jealous. The Republicans have lined up a team of their own superheroes, including former President Donald “Twitter Fingers” Trump, Gov. Nikki “UN’s Worst Nightmare” Haley, and Sen. Tim “Rising Star” Scott. And let’s not forget Democratic contender Robert F. Kennedy Jr., who’s probably hoping his name alone will magically transport us back to the 1960s.
So buckle up, America. The Biden-Harris Circus is coming back to town, and they’re bringing their whole cast of clowns with them. Will they be able to pull off the impossible and win the 2024 election? Or will their approval ratings continue to plunge like a lead balloon? We’ll see if it’s going to be a wild ride, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be to die for.
