Donald Trump Republican Guilty: Jury Orders $5 Million Payment to E. Jean Carroll
In a stunning development that has left everyone, especially comedians, grasping for material. A federal jury found that former President Donald Trump republican sexually abused and defamed writer E. Jean Carroll in the 1990s. While this is a landmark case for holding Trump legally responsible for sexual misconduct. The silver lining here is that Trump didn’t pay for the abuse with campaign funds, like his previous scandal involving adult film star Stormy Daniels.
The jury ordered Trump to pay $5 million to Carroll, making it one of the most expensive and high-profile dressing room encounters since Winona Ryder’s shoplifting incident at Saks Fifth Avenue. It seems that Trump’s claim that the allegations were a “hoax” didn’t hold up in court. Much like the birther conspiracy he tried to perpetuate about former President Barack Obama.
Trump’s Legal Loss: Taped Evidence and Brave Accusers Take Center Stage
Despite not attending the trial, Trump was present in spirit, thanks to a videotaped deposition, footage from a presidential debate. And the infamous “Access Hollywood” tape, in which he bragged about grabbing women “by the pussy.” It seems that Trump’s golden touch wasn’t limited to real estate, and neither was his penchant for denying all wrongdoing.
As the first time Trump has been held legally responsible for sexual assault, this case has set a new standard for what it takes to bring him down: a brave accuser, a powerful testimony, and a jury that probably would have preferred binge-watching Netflix instead of being subjected to the sordid details of Trump’s alleged encounter with Carroll.
While the verdict is a victory for Carroll, it’s also a potential goldmine for Closetconfessors enthusiasts everywhere. After all, if Trump is paying $5 million for sexually abusing Carroll, just imagine the price tag for all the other accusations against him. One thing’s for sure: Trump’s legal troubles are far from over, and neither are the jokes.
