Biden’s Approval Ratings or the Underwhelming Sequel: You Decide
Hey there, fellow political voyeurs and victims of the 24-hour news cycle. Buckle up, because we’re diving into the latest ABC News/Washington Post poll numbers that have descended upon us like a bag of hammers. This reveals that President Joe Biden’s approval rating is dancing the limbo. How low can it go? Apparently, 36% low. Yes, you read that right, folks. The guy we collectively chose to put in the White House is less popular than kale at a toddler’s birthday party.
Now, I know what you’re thinking: “But this is just one poll.” True. It’s a single poll, just like that one tickle fight in college makes you a professional MMA fighter. But when the numbers are this stark, you can’t help but notice the trend.
Biden’s Approval Rating Takes a Dive: Is Age a Factor?
So, why is Biden’s approval rating lower than a limbo bar at a contortionist convention? Well, apparently, a large chunk of the public seems to think that our dear president has aged in dog years since he’s taken office. Apparently, 26% of people think he’s too old for another term, and an additional 43% think both Biden and Trump are too old. That’s right, folks. We’re in the gerontocracy era, where picking your presidential candidate involves checking their dental records and whether they can remember the last five words.
When asked if Biden has the mental sharpness to effectively serve as president, only 32% said they believe he does. Clearly, a lot of people out there are having second thoughts about ‘Sleepy Joe’, despite his assurances that he “feels good.” Feels good? You’re supposed to be president, Joe, not a featured artist on a Pharrell song.
To rub salt into the wound, Biden trails Trump and even Florida Governor Ron DeSantis in hypothetical match-ups. This is akin to losing an arm-wrestling match to your grandpa who has arthritis. But hey, at least we’re sure it’ll be an entertaining match.
On the economic front, 54% of the public preferred Trump’s handling of the economy over Biden. That’s right, they want the guy who ran casinos into the ground over the guy who… wait, what has Biden done again?
Presidential Race 2024: A Choice Between Controversial Figures
Now, before you Trump fans start gleefully twirling your MAGA caps. Keep in mind that there are a couple of pesky little things called ‘criminal investigations’ you might want to look into. It turns out the majority of respondents think Trump should face charges for a trifecta of misdeeds. This includes, illegally trying to overturn the 2020 election, mishandling classified documents, and his role in the Jan. 6 insurrection. Makes you nostalgic for the good old days when all we had to worry about was a president fibbing about a cigar, doesn’t it?
In conclusion, welcome to the 2024 presidential race, where your choices could range from an octogenarian who might forget where he left his glasses to a twice-impeached former president facing potential jail time. Or maybe a governor who might decide to run as a side gig. Isn’t democracy a hoot?
Anyway, strap in, folks. If this poll is anything to go by, we’re in for a wild ride. Stay tuned, because the next poll might reveal that the public’s favorite for president is a ham sandwich. And at this point, I wouldn’t even be surprised.
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